Aussie Clock

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a
couple of friends late one night , a drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom
where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall .

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he
drunkenly replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering
bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment
in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall
screamed,


'BLOODY HELL, you stupid prat. It's ten past three in
the frigging morning !!!'



Regards
Serious Black

Getting older

Why is it that as we get older one uses the toilet then we forget our name?

Knock Knock!

"Someone is in here!"
"It's me in here!"

Regards
Serious Black

Getting close to Easter

A wabbit walks into a pub and asks for an ale and a ham and cheese toastie.
The barman looks a bit taken back by a talking wabbit but gives the wabbit what he asks for.

Paying the bill the wabbit leaves.
The following week the same thing happens.
The wabbit sits in his usual spot and drinks his ale and eats his ham and cheese toasty.
By now the barman starts telling people about what has occurred and each week the wabbit comes in sits and drinks his ale and eats his ham and cheese toasty.

The pub does a roaring trade.
Then one day the wabbit comes in and asks for the ususal but unfortunately there is no ham and cheese toasty.
BUT! There is a cheese and tomatoe one.

The barman assures the the wabbit it is just as tasty and so the wabbit agrees.
He eats the toasty drinks his ale and leaves.

The wabbit is NEVER seen again!

One night as the barman is closing up he sees what appears to be a wabbit hopping around outside.
"Aren't you the wabbit that used to frequent this pub?" The barman inquires.
"I certianly am."replys the wabbit.
"What happened to you?"

"Well I died"
"DIED?"
"Died from mixing me toasties!"


Regards

Serious Black

What the Fox that?

I will not grace this blog with the link to the website from which this post has led me to write about.

I will however say that Fox news has come up with some crap in there time but their recent effort has to be at the gutter end of so called journalism.

The content of the article is disturbing to some, but old man Rupert must be laughing all the way to the bank.
The Fox website must be going into meltdown with hits.

Over the next few days Fox news will be in the headlines for all the wrong reasons.

Isn't it just fine and dandy the way we are all manipulated to speak out and indirectly line their pockets.

Doesn't it just annoy you that you have to say something because otherwise it will eat away at you own existence? Doesn't it really make you angry that if you choose not to speak up then you feel like you haven't had your say?

Doesn't it mean that things like this are not really "Fair nor Balanced?"

Regards
Serious Black