Aussie Clock

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a
couple of friends late one night , a drunk Maori led the way to his bedroom
where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall .

'What's that big brass gong for?' one of the friend's asked.

'Issss nod a gong. Issss a talking Australian clock' he
drunkenly replied.

'A talking Australian clock - seriously?'

'Yup.' 'Hmmm (hic).'

'How's it work?' the second friend asked, squinting at it.

'Just watch' he said.

He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an 'ear-shattering
bash' and stepped back.

His three mates stood looking at one another for a moment
in astounded silence.

Suddenly, a Australian voice from the other side of the wall
screamed,


'BLOODY HELL, you stupid prat. It's ten past three in
the frigging morning !!!'



Regards
Serious Black