But Seriously

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So fear not!

It will pass and you will return to being the same boring fart you were before.

Warning over!

Nearly Easter so religion comes in to play yet again.

I watched as a procession of religious nutters re-enacted the crucifixion of Christ. They had all the right clothing as far as I can tell. (I mean I wasn't there at the time so I can only surmise.)

There were quite a few people with children looking on.

Some in bewilderment.

What struck me was a father and his son. The little young man would have been only four maybe five years old. I overheard the conversation. The little young boy asking "Who is the man on the wood thingy."

The father told him it was Jesus.
The poor child let out the most sincere cry.

"WHAT??????? They're going to kill Baby Jesus???????????????"

Now!

If the religious nutters of this world took notice and showed a sincere sorrow for the killing of Jesus I may or may not be more sincere in my beliefs.
OH No!
They come up with some folk song about how Jesus died for us all and how he suffered and make it all sound so lovey dovey.

For me, religion has had its time.
How long has it been? Two thousand years and the idiots STILL can't get it right!
You can take your refimation, your Vatican and your Mecca and sod off.

What about all these religious suicide bombers?
Every time one goes off there is one less wanker in the world.
What in the hell are these people thinking?

Depending on which papers you read you can have 10 or even a hundred vestal virgins waiting for you.
It's NOT a blessing, its a punishment!!

You will have to talk to them for the rest of eternity because they don't know what to do. They could be all fans of Culture Club!

Give me two fire breathing whores any day!

What these people really need is to go out and get laid. We shouldn't be dropping bombs we should be sending over planes load with whores and Agatha Christie books.

I'm telling you any one that reads only one book will go balmy.
It's true honest!

Then there's this thing about arranged marriages. Who the hell came up with that idea?
"You wife is over there son."
A line of women all in black with a window. They look like bottles of Guinness.
"Which one father?"
"The third one from the right."
What happens when you get home and lift up that garment and you see two hairy balls?
What are you going to do?

Regards
Serious Black!