Getting close to Easter

A wabbit walks into a pub and asks for an ale and a ham and cheese toastie.
The barman looks a bit taken back by a talking wabbit but gives the wabbit what he asks for.

Paying the bill the wabbit leaves.
The following week the same thing happens.
The wabbit sits in his usual spot and drinks his ale and eats his ham and cheese toasty.
By now the barman starts telling people about what has occurred and each week the wabbit comes in sits and drinks his ale and eats his ham and cheese toasty.

The pub does a roaring trade.
Then one day the wabbit comes in and asks for the ususal but unfortunately there is no ham and cheese toasty.
BUT! There is a cheese and tomatoe one.

The barman assures the the wabbit it is just as tasty and so the wabbit agrees.
He eats the toasty drinks his ale and leaves.

The wabbit is NEVER seen again!

One night as the barman is closing up he sees what appears to be a wabbit hopping around outside.
"Aren't you the wabbit that used to frequent this pub?" The barman inquires.
"I certianly am."replys the wabbit.
"What happened to you?"

"Well I died"
"DIED?"
"Died from mixing me toasties!"


Regards

Serious Black